All right, guys, fun fact: women love you. They may say they hate you, but the truth of the matter is that we can’t live without you. When you’re not around we’re miserable, but there’s a few things you need to know before we can move on:
*Hygiene is a must:
Sure, it’s sexy when your hands are a bit dirty from working on your car, but if you have 3 weeks worth of dirt caked under them bitches, we may have some problems. Another thing: if your nails are longer than mine when mine are cut, we may have some problems. General rule: if your hair or nails are longer than a girl’s, you need some kind of intervention. Also, daily showers are a must. Also, brush your teeth.
*If you see a girl from across the room, go say hi:
Being stared at awkwardly is never a fun game to play, and it doesn’t look cute. If I catch your eye, that’s cute, but if you stare constantly like I’m going to morph into a Pterodactyl, I may just turn and walk away. If you don’t do that, but are kind of shy, don’t worry about it: chances are we’ll think your slip ups are adorable.